obeyrynmartell:

Do people snack on that set? What do they have?

"In Belfast there is a lot of tea going around. In Croatia, there were cheese and ham sandwiches that I couldn’t stop eating" [X]

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netflx:

one time a waiter asked me what kind of taco shell i wanted and i forgot the word for “soft taco” so i asked him for a flexible taco. fle xible taco

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

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vvankinq:

Peeing in a public toilet like

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affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

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crayonster:

reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

This is the best description I’ve ever heard.

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