grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

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googlebus:

I want everyone to read/watch game of thrones 

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bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

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Tom getting distracted during interviews.

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Anonymous asked

Why would you fuck Adam sandler

tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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yes

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thenimbus:

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

Bo Burnham

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lifewasted:

sophieasweetheart:

kristenwiiggle:

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I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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Zendaya and Josh interviewing Nicki at 2014 MTV Movie Awards.

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